The website's on fire!

This site is maintained in the loosest sense of the word by a couple of TDV's original WebCreatures. We're occasionally asked by Douglas' friends and family to pop up a bit of news, which we're very happy to do.

Fielding queries from millions of fans, however, is a full-time job, and having loved every minute of working with Douglas, we know to leave the whole coping-with-being-followed-home-and-receiving-fan-food-in-the-mail thing to the experts. Besides, the BBC and the denizens of are far more likely to know where your towel is.

If you need to contact us about something really important (e.g. "the website's on fire" or "a dog ate my address book") then please do so here:


If you can read this, you've got far too much time on your hands. Why not take up a hobby like card making?

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